#SOYEAHDUH

When someone has Lolla tickets

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When I smell bacon

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Me giving Chicago dating advice

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Me after a Shred 415 class

> Shred 415

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Me when a sports bar has a cover charge

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When it’s last call at The Underground

I’m all like,

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When I’m in a meeting and I realize my parking meter expired

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When I get my tax refund

I’m all like,

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Me eating Cheesie at 2AM

> Cheesies (these are links, people)

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Whenever a goodie bag doesn’t have snacks

 

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Me walking into John Barelycorn

I’m all like,

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Me when I get my bill at The Aviary

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The first time I ever saw the Tamale Guy

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Me showing up anywhere fancy

what I think I look like:

reality:

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When the weather forecast is still in the 30s

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