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Arriving downtown on a Saturday Night

What I think I look like:


When I wear white after Labor Day

I’m all like,

Walking into work after Labor Day weekend


When another sports bar opens in Wicker Park

I’m all like,

When the air and water show planes start practicing

What I think I look like:

What I really look like:

>scares me every time!! 

When I actually parallel park without any problems

I’m all like,

When I’m out and my battery is at 10% battery

When tourists stand in front of the Red Line doorway

I’m all like,


Being sexy for my boyfriend

what I think I look like: